The Doomed Astronauts T-Shirt

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Type: Unisex Premium T-Shirt
Material: Bella + Canvas 3001
Color: Heather Black

Exoplanet X-87B. The source of all life in the universe was the prize. A rare mineral? A condensed ball of energy? God? Whatever it was, the unknown, and unfortunately deceased, crew that was discovered during a reconnaissance mission had sought this source. Dubbed The Doomed Astronauts, their affiliation was never discovered, only a Signal Deck filled with melancholy sounds of their untimely demise. References in static logs indicated a product called “the light” which never materialized. Some say it was a suicide mission, a cult gone awry that had wanted desperately to find meaning in the universe, instead, uncovering only empty memories. The release of the album was not without its own controversies, the families of the deceased forced to hear their loved ones’ final moments belted out on radio stations in between commercials for crispy cheese snacks and space cruiser insurance.

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Type: Unisex Premium T-Shirt
Material: Bella + Canvas 3001
Color: Heather Black

Exoplanet X-87B. The source of all life in the universe was the prize. A rare mineral? A condensed ball of energy? God? Whatever it was, the unknown, and unfortunately deceased, crew that was discovered during a reconnaissance mission had sought this source. Dubbed The Doomed Astronauts, their affiliation was never discovered, only a Signal Deck filled with melancholy sounds of their untimely demise. References in static logs indicated a product called “the light” which never materialized. Some say it was a suicide mission, a cult gone awry that had wanted desperately to find meaning in the universe, instead, uncovering only empty memories. The release of the album was not without its own controversies, the families of the deceased forced to hear their loved ones’ final moments belted out on radio stations in between commercials for crispy cheese snacks and space cruiser insurance.

*All t-shirts are made to order and shipped directly to you!

Type: Unisex Premium T-Shirt
Material: Bella + Canvas 3001
Color: Heather Black

Exoplanet X-87B. The source of all life in the universe was the prize. A rare mineral? A condensed ball of energy? God? Whatever it was, the unknown, and unfortunately deceased, crew that was discovered during a reconnaissance mission had sought this source. Dubbed The Doomed Astronauts, their affiliation was never discovered, only a Signal Deck filled with melancholy sounds of their untimely demise. References in static logs indicated a product called “the light” which never materialized. Some say it was a suicide mission, a cult gone awry that had wanted desperately to find meaning in the universe, instead, uncovering only empty memories. The release of the album was not without its own controversies, the families of the deceased forced to hear their loved ones’ final moments belted out on radio stations in between commercials for crispy cheese snacks and space cruiser insurance.

*All t-shirts are made to order and shipped directly to you!