Bugs
Original Release Date: 02/07/2707
Bugs! BUGS. Bugs. They are everywhere. In our food, on our skin, in the atmosphere, plotting, scheming, eating. But did you know, dear Audionauts, that bugs love music? Scientific fact? Sure. Amazing source of tasty beats? Even better. The Brain Bug Movement (though not all bugs eat brains, some live among them) produced visionary and microscopic stars like Chemical Solution and the second half of Motor Protein's career. Still, the heavy, infectious bass of Bugs was the genre. This Is Your Brain On Bugs was their breakout hit, not just for the eight tasty beats onboard, but the impetus they needed to break free of the brain they were currently occupying. Shedding their boundaries, they were able to parlay the album into a 300-year career. While only two other albums were produced during that span (Infestation and Coleoptera), their status as true brain bugs allowed them to grab a stranglehold on your receptors and force you to bob your head and tap your toes. Gray Itch, the first single from their debut, did indeed scratch an itch in the evolution of music, a sort of throbbing anthem to a song that wouldn't leave your head, no matter what you inserted into your ear canal(s). So infectious was the beat that children in some sectors of the universe were banned from consuming it, fully knowing that the only way to remove the itch was to either listen to the next song on the album (which was also just as addictive) or sequester themselves in isolation for days, months, even years on end to left the groove slowly fade away. Those with stronger constitutions fared well, but those who refused to heed the warning of what bugs do to your brain were slowly driven into whatever corner would alleviate their need to dance. Take heed, dear listener, for this one could last a lifetime.
Side A
Gray Itch
Any Questions?
Sunnyside Upside
Paramecium
Side B
Spinal Tapping
Interior Designer
Shuffle and Multiply
Just Say No