Music From The Intergalactic Beet Farm
Celery Hills Chop
Original Release Date: 03/11/2384
I'm a little celery
And I give you the vitamins you needs
But you better watch out for me
'Cause my strings'll get stuck
Between your teeth
These lyrics were sung six days a week (twice on Saturday) by Venus-born, Uranus-raised Celery Hills Chop as part of a jamboree revival band, The Vegetable Medley Bros., that marketed itself towards children’s birthday parties and retirement community shindigs. Parading across the small stages became a necessity as celery was outlawed from working more lucrative jobs. Music, however, was a loophole. While biding his time, and socking away a small fortune from tips and hourly wages, Celery Hills Chop unleashed the low-calorie grooves of Music From The Intergalactic Beet Farm, inspired by the sweltering heat of Venus and the cool grooves of Uranus. An instant hit, he was suddenly flush with Space Bucks and instantly embroiled in a money-hungry plot to take his cash, his royalties, and possibly his life. He was forced underground where he petitioned the local government to change the laws regarding celery-based organisms. As luck would have it, Governor Stalkzenegger had just been elected the first CBO in Uranus’ history, paving the way not only for a follow-up album, Head Of State, but equal rights across the planet.
Original Database Entry: Melding the sweltering heat of Venus and the cool grooves of Uranus, Celery Hills Chop offered low-calorie grooves and raked in plenty of green (money that is).
Side A
Negative-Calorie
And One
Sunset Stripped
Rude-ités
Side B
Axel
Bite Back
Nightshade
Chewed Up