Mini Chips
Mascarpone Beach
Original Release Date: 06/14/3514
The Intergalactic Beets Project is proud to announce the discovery of a bevy of long-lost B-Sides! After careful archaeology and decades’ worth of decoding, the IBP located a crate of undelivered 7-inch albums which not only included gems from Pizza Bear and Thirst Receptors, but also unreleased material from Mascarpone Beach, intended for release in 2184, in the form of a single version of Mini Chips, featuring the B-Side Beach Just-Ice.
As a former lifeguard, Mascarpone Beach saw it all: beach bods, beach fun, and beach crime. After a freshly delivered ice cream cone was stolen from a young beachgoer, he leapt into action, chasing down the thieves through the glitzy streets of Mini Chips City. What he uncovered at the end of a deserted alley was more than he bargained for: a criminal conspiracy to transport illegal diamonds in the cones of delicious treats. Several action set-pieces later, the future musical genius was being awarded the Key to the City and, along with it, a handsome reward. With the thieves busted and sent to the cooler, it was time for Mascarpone Beach to hang up his trunks and slip into something more comfortable. Armed with a keyboard and a head full of tunes, he burst onto the scene, conquering his home exoplanet with ease. However, the long-lost B-side Beach Just-Ice, which played in his head as he thwarted the diamond thieves, was seemingly abandoned. Paired with his monster hit Mini Chips, this was to be the opening of his magnum opus, instead, his explosive debut was delayed nearly six months, though we all know what happened in the end…
Side A
Mini Chips
Side B
Beach Just-Ice