Med Evil
Original Release Date: 01/10/4089
Med Evil has long been remembered for her sophomore album Table For One which caused quite an auditory stir (and the collapse of two stars). But, before this notoriety, Med was a technician working in a recording studio orbiting the twelfth moon of Selene, a gigantic gas giant located between the Andromeda and Pinwheel galaxies. In between sessions that were paid for by the hour by amateur musicians, Med would fuss around with the instruments loaned out by the studio. It was never intended to go public, but after a mix-up transmitted her music in the place of a 30-minute long aria, the blowback was both positively and negatively charged. Fired from her job (though, she won her unemployment legal battle) Med suspected she would never gain access to her music, let alone be given the opportunity to continue her devilish beats. Strangely, the owner of the studio was an avid collector of a particular Earth-born reptile called snakes. These legless, slithering beings had come to love the warmth of the electronic recording systems prevalent throughout the studio, and, more so, had come to love Med's thumping bass drum beats and eerie synthesizer melodies. While waiting for an exit shuttle to arrive to take her far far away, one of these friendly snakes (who you might know now as Weylen Slithers) stowed away in her luggage. You can imagine the scream that emanated from her chambers once she discovered the stowaway, but his gift of the original recording of her music quickly softened the blow. Armed with her beats and her partner draped around her neck, this would not be the last we saw of Med as she unleashed her sonic mythology across the universe, much to the joy of snakes, and creatures, everywhere.
Side A
Phalanx
Eye To Eye
Senataur
Halls of Heroes
Side B
Demi
Ambrosia Hangover
A Tragedy, Only Funnier
My Darling Persephone