Kaleidoscope
Count Olympus
Original Release Date: 03/19/0044 AM
Count Olympus, after shedding the gender-specific countess, dedicated her life to uncovering ancient civilizations and returning lost artifacts to the rightful creatures of the universe. One such discovery was the now-famous Ruins of Kaleidoscope, a galactic outpost that dated back nearly 6,000 years and had been founded by Earthlings known as “Romans.” Their eclectic style and dress led to much confusion. Had these ancient peoples mastered the art of space flight long before the rest of the universe? And why were some covered in fur, and others scales, or even thick hide? There was no clear answer. The Count’s band of stoic archaeologists took their findings, including strange wax pressings, and miraculously translated everything into a series of spoken word poetry and song, providing the most well-known historical album the universe has ever heard. The ancestors of the strange society were more than happy to reclaim their cultural icons but insisted the universe hear the voices and music that had been buried for so long. Happy to oblige, Count Olympus contracted the Intergalactic Beets Project to oversee the restoration and preservation of this amazing artifact.
Original Database Entry: After uncovering the remains of an ancient civilization in the Crab Nebula, Count Olympus and her band of stoic archaeologists took their findings and translated them into song, providing the most well-known historical album the universe has ever heard.
Side A
Gratissimum
Roman Numerals
Messis
Labyrinth
Side B
Deus
Machine Learning
Alienigena
Maximum