Free Riley!
Trash Kings
Original Release Date: 05/31/3512
The Trash Kings’ raw, space garage sound profoundly affected the youth of the Milky Way Galaxy more than any other group in their genre. Riley, a raccoon from a cluster of planets near Orion’s Belt, might have been the biggest fan the Kings ever had, eventually becoming their tour manager, and living out her dream. But an incident at a refueling station, and a ransacked garbage can, landed Riley in jail with little in the way of true justice. With shaky evidence sending her away for life, the Trash Kings fought vehemently to have their friend and confidant released. The EP known as Free Riley! sold nearly 700 million copies and paid for her defense. Armed to the teeth with a battalion of lawyers, Riley won an appeal for a new trial and successfully proved her innocence with the help of a fan who had accidentally recorded the whole incident on VideoMem while trying to make a skateboard highlight reel to the music of…Trash Kings. Finally freed, Riley made a triumphant return to the stage to be greeted by thousands of supporters, kicking off the end of the tour with a rousing speech and free trash for all!
Side A
Free Riley or Die!
Glow in the Dark
Side B
Nibblin’ On Some Treasure
I Can’t Believe I Ate It