30 Minutes Or Less
Pizza Bear
Original Release Date: 03/17/2021
From the mean streets of New Bear City rose the soulful beats of a humble pizza delivery boy and his oversized pepperoni and green peppers costume. Pizza Bear scrimped and saved a year’s worth of measly tips to build his first reel-to-reel recorder, using the City’s natural rhythms to lay down his classic debut album 30 Minutes Or Less. With the help of his uncle’s foreclosed pawn shop, and the outdated equipment that had never been resold, Pizza Bear cemented his place in intergalactic lore. Funky, upbeat, and raw, his material would tackle life in the city, the brutality of making it on your own, and the inherent talent that each and every one of us has inside just waiting to be unlocked by a hot and crispy slice. In the years that followed, he would never abandon his late uncle’s treasures, each subsequent album incorporating the broken and busted instruments as a testament to Pizza Bear’s own talent and the craftsmanship of the classic tools. Wherever his uncle is now, we know he’s looking down on his nephew with pride.
Original Database Entry: While he wasn't the first to contact The Intergalactic Beets Project, Pizza Bear certainly is the cutest! Delivering pizzas and handing out coupons provided the capital to record his first album 30 Minutes or Less, now considered a must-have for all collectors.
Side A
Hot & Ready
Out Pizza
Buy 1, Get 1
Thin Crust
Do The Do
Side B
Ranch Dressing
Garlic Knots
Bear Necessity
Cookie Pizza
Pick-Up Only