If you were sentenced to life on a rapidly spinning doughnut-shaped mass of vaporized rock, you might have some objections. Keyboardist Mukhop (she of the amphibian variety hailing from Eukaryota) had been caught breaking windows with cans of OileeZ, the Universe's go-to lubricant for shuttle pistons, the result of an inebriated afternoon with her bandmates Toruss and Roche.

Introducing the Intergalactic Beets Project Database—Version 0.1*! Our entire decoded Collection has been made available to the public for the first time in one convenient location. With our Database, you can search, sort, listen, or download any song. Below, we have provided an embedded version of our Database (built with the help of AirTable), which can be used on our website. Please tap the button below for those who wish to use the Database through the AirTable app or a separate window.

The struggles of the members of The Cosmonauts have been documented before by the Intergalactic Beets Project. After escaping Earth's (Milk Way Galaxy) Union of Soviet Socialist Republics’ Space Program, where they were subjected to experimentation, torture, deprivation, and starvation, they discovered a planet teeming with like-minded (and similar-looking) creatures.